How to get 100% (or more) in life

The following was written on the wall of one of the Facebook groups I belong to:

THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 =
123456787654321...111111111 x
111111111 =
123456789876543 21
Now, take a look at this...
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R ST U V W X Y
Z
(Is represented as...)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
If:
H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
And:
K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
But:
A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
Then:
L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O -D
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%
Therefore, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that:
While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you
close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put
you over the top!

I wont deny that the mathematical part is pretty interesting, but all maths is, is a series of patterns. If you took the time, and sat and worked it all out, similar sequences could be attained for each of the multiplication tables. What really  peaked my interest though, was that it appears the original writer is claiming that science suggests we love a god. 

Ironically, if you perform a similar equation for the word "bullshit," you get the following:

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So obviously this means that "bullshit" will get you further in life than hard work, knowledge, attitude, and love of a god. Need some more proof? Well then, just look at some of the world's leading politicians. Even better, look at South African politicians, a majority are essentially nothing more than professional bullshitters.

Moral of the story; bullshit baffles brains, and random sequences of numbers are a great way to do so.

Let me know of any other "scientific" equations that could possibly teach us how to attain 100% or more in our daily lives.